New Year (2011) with a surprising note

So long time do not update my blog...Today is 1/1/2011,is a new year,new beginning of a new year.However,our life still staying the same,really suck...Just now I had checked my phone,I noticed that is one thing really surprising me,and it is damn funny...My gf wrote this kind of thing in my phone.
She wrote,"Hello...I am sky and my boyfriend name seong...Seong is a very shy guy.He love to play badminton.Every Monday and Thursday,he will go a primary school play his beloved badminton...He likes to study the process of every question and answer,therefore,his exam grade will always be high enough compare to mine..Mine always suck although I had try all my best...I think he will get a good job and intern next time...Seong is a bad temper man,if someone make him angry then he will give all the bad temper to me ti suffer..So scary sometimes...He always sweat,and sometime make himself so smelly but himself cannot smell me and everytime I tell him,he will say "don't want stay near me la" or "don't wan hug me la"..So bad de lo...And ask him to take bath,he will keep on waiting and waiting until his bathing mood is come!He had a good digesting system,he everyday got shit come out..Then sometime he keep on complaining about I have no shit to put out...So,this is all my boy friend,seong seong".